Archive for May, 2008

The Business of Geekdom

Monday, May 12th, 2008

First of all I want to grovel at your feet a bit. I have been utterly unreliable for pretty much anything except getting to work on time lately, and even that has been a bit shady. Even things like housework have been getting seriously neglected- a sad state of affairs here at Chez Spwug. Why all the neglect of responsibilities? It’s been mostly because I have had to put so much energy into the business of keeping this business going at all. Fortunately I think I’ve filled out the last of the paperwork and things seem to be coming unstuck again. Hurrah!

Which brings me to the thing I wanted to rant on about. In pursuit of some Things Geeky (and also maybe in a serious bout of procrastination,) I did get out to see the Iron Man movie (twice.) I’m not going to review it here, since that’s been covered by many folks who are better at that than I am, I did want to point out a cameo that I thought was interesting. It was not a cameo by a Famous Movie Star, nor one by a Crossover Character (although if you didn’t stay through the credits you’ve missed a good thing,) but one by Jim Cramer. A stock investment show host. Yes, I realize he was discussing the merits of stock in Stark Enterprises, but still. Did they just get some Wall Street in my Geekdom?!

Of course they did. I have recently noticed more and more financial anylists discussing things more commonly discussed in comic book shops. From pundits frothing at the mouth about Grand Theft Moneymaker, to those who are gleefully watching their Take Two stocks take off, to CNBC spending an entire half hour segment discussing the Vivendi/Activision merger, to stock tip stars making cameos in summer comic book blockbusters- the economic power of The Geek is being recognized for the juggernaut it truly is.

don’t get me wrong, now. I don’t think that all this Wall Street attention is sullying the geek cred of our video games and comic books and whatnot. I just think it’s interesting that sometimes money does buy respect.

Also- Iron Man really does kick serious Hollywood ass.

Is Love Blind or Just Plain Stupid?

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Movies are probably the last thing you want to judge in terms of realistic portrayals of just about anything. But let’s do it anyway.

In Star War II: Attack of a Meandering Plot, a conflicted and horribly emo Anakin Skywalker massacres an entire village of sand people, women, children, all of them. He runs home and confesses his crimes to Padme who, in what can only be described as a monumental leap in logic, comforts him. There, there, that’s my little mass murderer. Not only that, she later elopes with him and has hot Jedi relations.

The women I have met in my life time would have slapped the shit out Anakin and called the Jedi Council to take his murdering ass into custody. Love can forgive many things, cheating, leaving the toilet seat up, watching professional wrestling. But mass murder is usually a line that love cannot cross.

Or can it?

There are countless stories of serial killers and murderers setting love letters from women who, despite knowing the full horrors of their crimes, want to marry them. Some women marry murderers while they’re still in prison! Having no real data to work from, I suspect that the actual numbers of women who fall in love with convicted killers is infinitesimally small. But the phenomenon exists and quite frankly, baffles the shit out of me.

Does love make you monumentally stupid or is it just so powerful that you are able to delude yourself into forgiving even mass murder?  A little of both, maybe?

Let’s step back from the mass murderers for a second.  We’ve all had friends with significant others who, in our heart of hearts, we knew were totally wrong for our friends.  And no matter how intelligent our friend may be, he or she is still able to overlook the faults of that significant other.  Hell, you’ve probably been in a horrible relationship yourself without knowing.

So back to Padme.  As baffling as her actions were, I could almost imagine a situation where she could forgive or maybe just overlook Anakin’s killing spree.  I’m sure in her right mind, she would have seen Anakin as a dangerous child.  In absolute love mode, all she could see was a hurt and confused child who just lost his mother.  I’m glad Padme starts to actually come to her senses in the third movie.  A little too late, unfortunately.  In real life, sometimes we too realize too late that love has blinded us stupid.

Office of the Don #05: Stark Realities

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Greetings, Shubs and Zuuls!

(A free shout-out in my next article to the first person that gets that reference.)

It’s Thursday again, and time for more rumblings from The Office of the Don. This week, I will review the new Iron Man movie.

Iron Man in flight.
As all of you know, Iron Man is a character featured in Marvel Comics – a millionaire playboy named Tony Stark who is the head of a multi-million dollar weapons manufacturing company. After getting kidnapped and suffering a severe heart injury, Stark was forced to build an incredible suit of armor in order to keep him alive. Over time, the armor has gone through many modifications. Stark himself no longer needs the armor to keep himself alive, but continues to don the hi-tech suit to fight crime, run S.H.I.E.L.D., force people to register their secret identities with the government, and to get drunk.

Oh wait… he doesn’t do that last one anymore. But he certainly does the previous two with raucous aplomb.

So, how does the movie stack up? Let me give you some insight as to where I’m coming from first:

I was born in a small town in Connec—oops. Too far back. Let’s take you back to my first article for Spwug. As you recall, I’m a big comic book fan. Spider-Man has always been my favorite. One of the things that has always appealed to me about Spidey has been the fact that his abilities were apart of him. He is Spider-Man. At the end of the day, he can’t just remove those powers. Although he’s tried (and occasionally succeeded) many times.

Iron Man, on the other hand, gets all of his powers and abilities through his armor. I’ve never been a big fan of artificial abilities like that. When he takes off his armor, he is completely vulnerable. And usually drunk (but not any more). Add to that the fact that Iron Man has never had a really great rogues gallery like Spidey, Hulk, or any of the other mainstream Marvel superheroes, and you have a character and a title that both leave me cold.

So needless to say, I came to this movie with the feelings of one who doesn’t even care for the character.

And then the movie handed me my ass and made me carry it around while sucker-punching me repeatedly in the kidneys.

This movie was outstanding! The film’s weight is almost carried on Robert Downey Jr.’s shoulders alone. And he’s up to the task. The man exudes charm and charisma. I don’t think any one else could have done the character justice. He is able to convincingly take a character who is a total jackass and make him lovable. Then he breaks that man down through his journey into personal tragedy and builds him back up through redemption. And that act makes you love him even more. He steals every scene he’s in, and it almost seems like every other character who shares screen time with him feeds off that energy and gives off better performances themselves.

That’s not to say that the other actors are slouches. Far from it. Terrence Howard brings a fresh perspective to the character of James Rhodes. Jeff Bridges proves the man can do evil, and do it well. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him play an evil character like Obediah Stane, but he kills this role. And I can’t remember the last time I enjoyed Gwyneth Paltrow in anything. She really shines here as Tony’s assistant Pepper Potts.

In fact, that’s one of the things that I really liked about this movie - it didn’t fall into the standard Hollywood cliché of automatically pairing up the male and female lead in an automatic romance. This movie, in fact, bucks it intentionally. It keeps throwing the characters together in scenes where, in any other film, they would already be on their way to second base. Iron Man instead gives you the set-up, then throws the water on the flames - oftentimes to comedic effect.

Which leads me to the writing and direction. Both are top-notch. The pacing and character development are handled perfectly. A lot of film adaptations based on a comic or book series have a difficult time in their first installment just getting through the origin. Iron Man doesn’t seem to have any trouble at all. You’re kept so amused or amazed throughout the whole film that you forget that you’re even seeing an origin unfolding. And Favreau’s directing, already proven to be spectacular from films like Elf and Zathura, continues to prove he has the chops to take on such an endeavor like Iron Man. This guy has come a long way since Swingers. He has an incredible eye for visual framing, as well as a great talent for stage direction. This movie feels natural and organic, like you aren’t even watching a movie at all, but instead viewing someone’s life unfold in front of you. Well, if that life had armored heroes and giant armored villains battling all over the west coast.

Overall, Iron Man is a nice reminder that Marvel still knows what it’s doing, despite the less-than-stellar results of the past couple of movies that have come from The House of Ideas. Iron Man is a great movie that focuses on the redemption of a man. It’s also a great superhero move as well.

I want to drop one last bit of knowledge on you. This is the first movie to be made specifically by Marvel Studios. While the previous movies based on Marvel properties were in their own self-enclosed world, this is the movie that officially gives birth to the Marvel Universe on film. And you feel it, too. You can just feel that while Tony is trashing bozos in his armor, somewhere there is a man struggling to contain the gamma-irradiated beast within, or that there’s a school for gifted youngsters somewhere in New York. And be patient, my geeky friends. That’s what Marvel is aiming for. In fact, you may not have seen the last of Tony Stark this summer.

Oh, and take the “initiative” to stay until after the end credits of Iron Man. You will be rewarded.

The Don is a cool exec with a heart of papier-mâché.

Another one bites the dust.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

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Ooooh, short comics! 


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