Office of the Don #09: MiniMate Massacre
Greetings, Sith Lords!
This week I wanted to change things up a little bit and show you these really awesome collectible figures that everyone should be into.
They’re cute, they’re poseable, they’re MiniMates!

I’ve been collecting these amazing things since they first started coming out. As you can see, there are several different properties being made into MiniMates these days. It all started with Marvel. Eventually DC jumped on board, and now almost any property, from Back to the Future to Clint Eastwood westerns, are getting the MiniMate treatment.
Hey. No fighting please.
Hey! What the hell?!? I said no figh—
Oh dear God.
Somebody help! They’ve gone berserk! Oh crap! Now Banner’s ticked!
Oh dear Lord! Somebody please stop this! And where’s Daredevil?
Oh no. Hulk! Watch out! Did I mention that when DC joined the MiniMate club, that they were the first to make large-sized MiniMates?
Gah! That’s not good. And Grodd made my camera unfocus!
Grodd! Look—
*sigh* Nevermind. Can this get any worse?
SWEET JEEBUS!!!! ZOMBIES!!!!
I… I can’t look anymore. I think I need to go lay down. Oh Lord, the carnage…
Oh wait… There’s Daredevil now! You survived! Hey - you don’t look so good, pal.
Dude! What are you doing?!? You need to get out of there! Don’t just kneel–
Um… yeah. I think we’re done here. I’m gonna go now before anyone discovers this.
MINIMATES RULE!
The Don is a little bit country, and little bits of plastic.
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