Greetings, carbon units!

I have failed you. My perfect streak of Office installments has been broken. Due to a ton of crap being hurled at me this week (not literally, because that’s gross), I am unable to give you a full Office of the Don today. Go ahead… flog me, set me on fire, tie me to a non-fuel efficient car and berate me while throwing little pickles at my toes. I deserve it.

But see, it’s not really my fault. It’s those damn gremlins. You’ve seen the movies. Both of them. Those suckers start off looking cute, then you throw a little water on them, give them some chicken about an hour after 11:30 at night, and BAM! - you’re sucking garbanzo beans through a Twizzler just to stay alive.

See what happens when a fan tries to mess with a sequel:

Yeah. It’s not pretty, is it? Even the gosh-darned Batman is put through his paces.

So, now you know what awful, terrible horrors I’ve had to deal with this week. I’m surprised I’m still alive.

Tune in next week when I get back into the nitty gritty and do mini-reviews of a couple of the new and returning shows that have started gracing our television screens this fall.

Meeting adjourned.

The Don has never seen a Gremlin in his life. He just got you good.

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