Discussion: Pirates vs. Ninjas

Yes, yes, I know the argument is old, but still, based on recent news, I feel we have some new evidence to work from.

Navy S.E.A.L.s recently had to defeat some pirates to save the life of a hostage.

Navy S.E.A.L.s are pretty much ninjas – stealthy, deadly, and all-around bad ass.

So if Navy S.E.A.L. = Ninja, and Navy S.E.A.L.s > Pirates, then Ninjas > Pirates.

Discuss.

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3 Comments on “Discussion: Pirates vs. Ninjas”

1. Jennifer Says:
   April 16th, 2009 at 12:31 am

   Agreed. Ninjas > Pirates, and Pirates = Vastly Overrated in my book.

2. Mighty Rontor Says:
   April 16th, 2009 at 9:06 am

   Ninjas can disguise themselves as pirates and never be discovered. The opposite is not true. I know this because I’m going to the Pyrate Invasion of Fells Point on Saturday and none of them suspect a thing.

3. Chris Acuña Says:
   April 29th, 2009 at 5:10 pm

   Actually… I’d call the Navy Seals more PIRATE than NINJA. They use guns – Ninjas NEVER use guns (because they don’t need them)

   You could also argue that the NAVY Seals spend the majority of their time on a ship on the Ocean. Pirates do the same.

   Also: ninjas do not need to disguise themselves as anything, much less pirates.

   Pirates win in my book simply because they are not afraid to be out in the open and face their opponents head-on.