Office of the Don #11: Hulk Cash!…es In
Thursday, June 19th, 2008Greetings, Deadly Friends!
So, some of you may have seen that Iron Man movie that came out a month or so ago.
You may have even stayed until the end credits.
You further may have known that Robert Downey, Jr. made a cameo as Tony Stark in a related film that opened this past weekend.
What am I getting at? Wait. What was I getting at? Oh yeah – I saw that film last Sunday and I’m going to do a mini-review for this week’s Office of the Don.
That’s right, this week I talk to you about The Incredible Hulk.
Now, from what I’ve seen and heard, there are two classes of people – the bourgeoisie and the laissez-faire. No, wait. That’s not right. Hang on, let me look it up…
*elevator music*
Okay, got it – there are those who like the Hulk film that Ang Lee made a few years ago, and those that don’t. I, personally, liked the film for what Ang Lee tried to do despite a couple of daddy issues I had with it. His personal take made for a decent psychiatric study into a popular comic book character. But it wasn’t the Hulk we geeks know and love.
Now, the latest and greatest from The Transporter director Louis Leterrier? This is the Hulk film the fans wanted. It took elements from the Bruce Jones run in the comic (Mr. Blue), the TV series (including the theme song – well done!), and mixed it together with some top-notch talent.
Is this movie as good as Iron Man? No. But, it’s close. The pacing is excellent – it’s set up almost like a combination of a Bourne Identity-style thriller and a monster movie. All the actors gave great performances. The only exception was Liv Tyler. She wasn’t bad, but I preferred Jennifer Conelly’s Betty Ross.
The CGI stands out a little at first. But by the time Hulk and Blonsky are duking it out on a college campus, the CG effects are forgotten as it pulls you into the action.
The plot seems more cohesive and put together better than in Ang Lee’s effort. There are a couple of divergent storylines going on with a couple of different characters, but each one seems to serve the greater story, merging into the main plot before the end.
And there’s no crap involving crazy fathers and weird character amalgamations.
Then there are all the little shout-outs to the fans – the mention of S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick Fury, Stark Industries, the Stark cameo, a sequence towards the opening that seems rather familiar to anyone who has seen the show, and the theme song. Oh, and there is not only a cameo by Lou Ferrigno (jerk), but a surprise cameo by Bill Bixby himself! All of these are sure to make a fanboy giggle with glee. I should know. I tested that personally.
Again, this movie isn’t as good as that other Marvel movie that came out this year, but it’s a fun and wild ride. If you’re looking for “Hulk Smash!”, you’re gonna get it.
Plus, that feeling I told you about in my Iron Man review? The one where it felt like the Marvel Universe is finally coming into being and expanding? This film is just handed us another piece of the puzzle.
And not even Mr. McGee could make me angry after watching this film.
The Don is trying to find a way to control the raging heartburn that dwells within him.


